Monday, December 24, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
If You Go To Get Frank Dressed...
If you go get Frank dressed, you'll notice his dresser drawer is loose.
So you will pull it out to tighten it.
When you pull it out to tighten it, you will notice a bunch of dust underneath.
So you will get the broom and sweep his room.
On the way to put the broom away, you notice pine needles in the living room and crumbs in the kitchen.
So you sweep those, too.
While sweeping you notice the baseboards need dusting.
So you Swiffer those and all the other furniture.
After all that work, you are hungry.
So you grab a cereal bar.
This makes you thirsty.
So you get a cup of water and sit to drink it.
(Frank is still in his diaper.)
So you will pull it out to tighten it.
When you pull it out to tighten it, you will notice a bunch of dust underneath.
So you will get the broom and sweep his room.
On the way to put the broom away, you notice pine needles in the living room and crumbs in the kitchen.
So you sweep those, too.
While sweeping you notice the baseboards need dusting.
So you Swiffer those and all the other furniture.
After all that work, you are hungry.
So you grab a cereal bar.
This makes you thirsty.
So you get a cup of water and sit to drink it.
(Frank is still in his diaper.)
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